oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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