Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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