Grow some girl-balls and come out already
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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