Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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