We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Found your dick twin last night
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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