So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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