apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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