White coat. Heels.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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