Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
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