I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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