You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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