i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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