just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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