Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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