You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
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