Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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