u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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