my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
