The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You were trust falling into bushes
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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