just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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