Me. At least after what I've been through.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
sex in a hospital.. check
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Randomize
