Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
This is classic penis vs brain.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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