I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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