I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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