Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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