Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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