All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
