If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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