the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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