"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
