We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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