oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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