She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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