We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
it's like heaven, but drunker
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Randomize
