the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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