She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Last night I crashed my housemates tinderdate, smoked his weed and then left. He felt too awkward to say no.#Empowerment
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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