Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
