whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
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