I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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