just tell him i said nine months
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
Let the clothes fall where they may.
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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