chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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