Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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