you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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