Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
what day is it and did you see me today?
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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