we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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