I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
