is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
my shit smells like andre
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
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