But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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