If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
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