Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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